I don’t know what to make of Blair Witch

The most common criticism being leveled at Blair Witch this weekend is that it’s a lazy retread of the original, and that is completely baffling to me because I had the exact opposite problem with it. I legitimately do not understand how this movie fits in to the established Blair Witch mythology, and it does not at all feel like the…

We need to talk about the ending of ‘Lights Out’

I can’t recall the last time I felt as disappointed with the ending of a movie as Lights Out. For the first 70 minutes, I was enjoying a thoroughly entertaining and scary little film with likable characters and inventive sequences, albeit one with some rough dialogue and plot contrivances. The central metaphor about mental illness and depression was interesting,…

Final Destination is the best horror franchise ever

I’m literally wearing a Friday the 13th t-shirt as a write this, but after much consideration, I think Final Destination is honestly the best horror series ever. It’s the most consistent, it does the best job creating an overall narrative, and it avoids many of the problems equivalent franchises suffer from. See me talk about this over at Bloody Disgusting!…